On December 29, 2013, Marina Abramovic plans to eat onions for 36-hours in front of a Chipotle Mexican Grill franchise in a to-be-determined Midwestern city. Your generous donations to M.A.R.F.A. will work to undermine this nefarious performance while directly helping those afflicted with blood cancers.
Thanks for stopping by what the New York Times should be calling “the most leftfield charity website since Walter Jr. inadvertently helped his dad launder all that meth money.” Your generous donations to MARFA not only prove your support of Marina Abramovic’s forced retirement; they also directly will be donated to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. Self-aggrandizing, masturbatory performance art is bad; blood cancers are worse.